Thor

I was neglected in my past life, but gone are the days I long for food or company. Now, I’m healthy, happy, and ready for my new future.

 

I enjoy long walks on the beach, dinner by candlelight, and barking at thaaaangs that may present a danger to my foster mom, like squirrels, passers by, and the occasional UPS man.

Everyone knows a real man likes to potty outside, and I’m no different, pottying inside is for puppies. I’ve been around the sun five times, I acquired some serious skills. That being said, I don’t WANT to have to hold it for lots of hours throughout the day, so if I could find a human that’s not gone all day, heck, that would be fantastic.

 

You know what else is for puppies, chewing things they aren’t supposed to. So you can leave your heels and purse on the floor girl, they’re safe with me.

 

I’m not going to be for just anyone, oh no, you’ve got to have some tiny dog experience because could you imagine me being left unattended in a yard and taken away by a bird? I can’t have that ruin my reputation. Also, can’t be adopted to a home with the tiny humans, because I’m tiny, and if they’re tiny, then that combination means I could break a bone, that’s just rescue dog math 101.

 

I am an Atlantan through and through, and that’s why I’ll only be adopted to a home in my native lands. So if you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and want to make me a part of your family - apply today.

 

THOR.