Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice isn't just a dog—he's an experience. A tiny, shadowy figure with ghostly white, clouded eyes, he moves through the world like a harbinger of mildly unsettling omens. Blink, and he’s suddenly closer. Whisper his name three times, and he might already be in the room.

 

Despite his eerie aura, Beetlejuice enjoys the simple things in life—long naps in dark corners, staring deeply into souls (or at least where he thinks souls are), and terrorizing unsuspecting delivery drivers (with aggressive tail wags). His hobbies include barking at nothing (or something—who can say?), standing ominously in doorways at 3 AM, and making guests question their entire reality. JK, his actual hobbies are aggressively wagging his tail (see above), snuggling as much as possible and sleeping soundly, like a good little ghoul.

 

Is he adorable? Yes.

Is he terrifying? Absolutely.

Is he secretly the gatekeeper to another dimension? We don’t think so… but best not to take any chances.

 

At 9 years old, Beetlejuice has perfected his ghostly presence. Although he is completely blind, that doesn’t slow him down—he just operates on a slightly more supernatural plane. Weighing in at 40 pounds, he’s the perfect size for a small specter and is fully housebroken.

 

Due to his blindness, he navigates best in a home that’s mostly on one floor—after all, mysterious disappearances are one thing, but unexpected tumbles are quite another.

 

All jokes aside, everyone who meets Beetlejuice absolutely falls in love with him! He is so so so nice and silly and calm and the absolute perfect dog!